Get To Know The Cast
Dave Hunter
– as described by Chuck, Lisa and James Here are the things Dave would want you to know about him: He’s tall – 6 foot 5! He’s European but he was kicked out of Ireland because he can’t handle his liquor. He used to work at a theme park and dress up as cartoon character. Dave likes to be prepared at all times. He’s a great guy, but if you piss him off, he will go Dave Hunter and rip your head off. He doesn’t like shoes with laces, all of his shoes must be slip on. At the end of the day, we couldn’t ask for a better guy to have in our corner. He’s loyal to a fault, would do anything for us, and we’ll follow him into the fire.
Chuck “The Freak”
– as described by Dave, Lisa and James How do you describe Chuck “The Freak”? He’s the laziest man alive and is never on time. He’s the human version of grumpy cat. He’s definitely a glass half empty kind of guy and can find a problem in everything. Chuck has a wife and two kids and loves his two kids. He’s a big fan of pleasuring himself and explores the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet. At heart he’s actually Chuck “The Geek” and loves Star Wars and you can find him nightly defending the realm in his video games. We know Chuck will kick someone’s ass for us, and we love him like a brother. We can’t say anything else nice about him though because his ego is already out of control.
Lisa Way
– as described by Dave, Chuck and James What to say about Lisa? She’s the messiest eater alive, if you sit next to her she will get food on you. Lisa has a magic purse, it’s gigantic and has anything you could ever want in it. She loves fashion, and will cut a bitch to get what she wants in a sale! She loves fast cars and will go to a dealership just to test drive a nice car if she’s in a bad mood. When it comes to food, listening to her eat something she loves, sounds very similar to a hardcore porn. She has a cat named Lou who is the feline version of Chuck the freak, he actually sleeps in her panty drawer, just like Chuck. Lisa takes care of all of us and is definitely the voice of reason. She is funny as shit and doesn’t let us take ourselves too seriously.
James
– as described by Dave, Chuck and Lisa He’s one of the few men who can rock a speedo You can find him on People of Walmart.com – seriously!! If it’s offensive and crude – he loves it – the more offensive the better. James has shown Chuck stuff that even he is grossed out by. He loves tattoos and owns his own Chewbacca mask. James has horrible video game rage and will light up 13 year olds when he’s playing online. He’s always willing to push the envelope and we can count on him to do anything for us, from shaving a dudes ass to almost getting killed at a furry convention. We’re so happy he is officially a part of the team.
Andy
Andy Green is the newest addition to the Dave and Chuck The Freak Cast. Andy is a radio freak that traveled all the wonders of Michigan to finally find his home among the Dave and Chuck The Freak family. Crazy drug stories? He’s got ‘em. Andy once ran through a dangerous part of town with a button up shirt open to buy cigarettes. The shirt created a cape effect and he’s pretty sure everyone in the hood thought they saw a fat superhero running down the road. When Andy fears something he learns as much as he can about it which has resulted in a staggering knowledge of bed bug history, ringworm and other disturbing topics. He’s an animal lover and one of his cats is named The Littlest Bitten AKA Little Bitties .
